Oh man. I am sick today. I am home and I am dizzy and I’m not so sure that everything inside of me wants to be there.
Please note, however, that I am still able to update the action news. My reach is infinite. No matter where I am, I can still touch people’s lives, with joy. Touch!
Oh, whoops! That was supposed to be joy, but I think I just touched you with the influenza virus. Sorry. But don’t worry. It’s not so bad. Hey… can I have a private word with your intestines for a second? Thanks.
(Hey, intestines! RUN!)