Hey, everybody! Good news! I went by my polling place and voted this morning, so everything is going to be much better from now on.
You should be noticing an improvement in your quality of life within just a few minutes. Anything good that happens to you today is basically because of me.
And hey, if any of you guys over in Europe are jealous because we get to elect our leaders here in America... well, I'm sorry. You're just going to have to take that up with your queen.