ANOTHER HUMILIATING DEFEAT FOR ROGER EBERT
Okay, how come nobody told me that the second-to-latest issue of The Escapist had this awesome article about Psychonauts? What, am I expected to READ the Internet myself? With my bare eyeballs?? How degrading and unsanitary! Also, I’m usually too sleepy to do all that clicking. Ug. Anyway, please read this article. And tell me what it says!
(Just kidding, The Escapist! I totally read the crap out of that fine article. I don’t know who Lara Crigger is, but she obviously has extra brains. You should do whatever she says.)