Does archiving the news count as news? Is the destruction of news news? I hope so because I am in a big hurry. No time to post any anything! I have to brush my teeth, among other things.
Unrelated: Today on my way in to work I stopped and watched a VW Microbus burn to the ground. Poor little bus.
Not that you asked: My sea monkeys and Nintendog are still alive. But only one of them is feeling beautiful.