 | | Oh sigh. What is wrong with me? I'm thin, I'm popular, I make tons of money... I should be really happy, shouldn't I? But some how, I feel empty inside. Like something's just missing, you know? I just feel so... lost sometimes. And what's really the purpose of it all, anyway? | |
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 | | OMG HI, PLAYSTATION 2! I'M THE EXCELLENT GAME PSYCHONAUTS! | |
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| | Huh? Wha? What is this feeling I'm having? Tee hee! I feel young again! I feel new! Is this... could this be... love?? At long last love? | |
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| | Yes! I totally CONVERTED!! Now we can be together! Forever! Playing together, all the time, everyday! Just you and me! | |
|
 | | Hey, what am I, chopped liver? What happened to our thing, Psychonauts? Didn't we have something good going? How can you just walk away from all we had? | |
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| | Oh, I'm still here for you, xbox. I'm just playing for both sides now, so that everybody can join in! | |
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 | | Oh, I guess I'll just shuffle off and die now. Who cares about an old coot like me. I'm just getting in the way. | |
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| | You silly old PC. Of course I'll still work on you too! Don't you get it? I'm on ALL of the platforms now! Now everyone can play Psychonauts! Nobody is left out! | |
|
 | | Oh hi guys! What are you all talking about? | |
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| | Oh, uh... | |
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| | (Awkward!) | |
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| | Uh, hi, Gamecube. We were just... uh... | |
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| | Hey, GameBoob. Why don't you go over there and hang out with that Dreamcast? | |
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| | Shut up, fatass. Hey, Psychonauts. Do you want to come over and play at my house later? I've got an e-card reader you know. | |
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| | Oh, yeah. Sure. Maybe later. I... uh... have to ask my mom. | |
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| | Oh, my private jet is here. Sorry, guys. Gotta go. Come on, Psychonauts. Let's go to Kauai. It is, after all, our honeymoon. Wink! | |
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| | Swoon. | |
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