ACT 1: THEY MEET


An image from the Double Fine archive.Oh sigh. What is wrong with me? I'm thin, I'm popular, I make tons of money... I should be really happy, shouldn't I? But some how, I feel empty inside. Like something's just missing, you know? I just feel so... lost sometimes. And what's really the purpose of it all, anyway?
An image from the Double Fine archive.OMG HI, PLAYSTATION 2! I'M THE EXCELLENT GAME PSYCHONAUTS!
An image from the Double Fine archive. Huh? Wha? What is this feeling I'm having? Tee hee! I feel young again! I feel new! Is this... could this be... love?? At long last love?
An image from the Double Fine archive.Yes! I totally CONVERTED!! Now we can be together! Forever! Playing together, all the time, everyday! Just you and me!
An image from the Double Fine archive.Hey, what am I, chopped liver? What happened to our thing, Psychonauts? Didn't we have something good going? How can you just walk away from all we had?
An image from the Double Fine archive.Oh, I'm still here for you, xbox. I'm just playing for both sides now, so that everybody can join in!
An image from the Double Fine archive. Oh, I guess I'll just shuffle off and die now. Who cares about an old coot like me. I'm just getting in the way.
An image from the Double Fine archive.You silly old PC. Of course I'll still work on you too! Don't you get it? I'm on ALL of the platforms now! Now everyone can play Psychonauts! Nobody is left out!
An image from the Double Fine archive.Oh hi guys! What are you all talking about?
An image from the Double Fine archive.Oh, uh...
An image from the Double Fine archive.(Awkward!)
An image from the Double Fine archive.Uh, hi, Gamecube. We were just... uh...
An image from the Double Fine archive.Hey, GameBoob. Why don't you go over there and hang out with that Dreamcast?
An image from the Double Fine archive.Shut up, fatass. Hey, Psychonauts. Do you want to come over and play at my house later? I've got an e-card reader you know.
An image from the Double Fine archive.Oh, yeah. Sure. Maybe later. I... uh... have to ask my mom.
An image from the Double Fine archive.Oh, my private jet is here. Sorry, guys. Gotta go. Come on, Psychonauts. Let's go to Kauai. It is, after all, our honeymoon. Wink!
An image from the Double Fine archive.Swoon.

Associated games

Psychonauts