ALL THAT CHEATING FOR NOTHING!

Quick! To the cave of false promises!Ha! Sucker!
Hi! I love you! I am so tired of your crap, Batman.
Quick! To the cave of false promises!Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies!
Hi! I love you! I trusted you! How could you tell me all that junk?
Quick! To the cave of false promises!That's a question! I warned you! Prepare yourself for another lie!
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...B-man! I love your work. Wanna go grab some buffalo wings or something?
Quick! To the cave of false promises!Sure thing. We are brother and sister after all.
Hi! I love you! WHAT!?! Brother and sister?? That explains everything! The election and--
Quick! To the cave of false promises!Oh, man. I warn you that a lie is coming and you STILL fall for it.
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...He's great, isn't he? Come on, let's go. I'm thinking maybe Tony Roma's now.
Quick! To the cave of false promises!Onion Tower!