![Quick! To the cave of false promises!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/bman.jpg) | Ha! Sucker! |
![Hi! I love you!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/timselementary.jpg) | I am so tired of your crap, Batman. |
![Quick! To the cave of false promises!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/bman.jpg) | Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies! |
![Hi! I love you!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/timselementary.jpg) | I trusted you! How could you tell me all that junk? |
![Quick! To the cave of false promises!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/bman.jpg) | That's a question! I warned you! Prepare yourself for another lie! |
![Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/lucas-press.jpg) | B-man! I love your work. Wanna go grab some buffalo wings or something? |
![Quick! To the cave of false promises!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/bman.jpg) | Sure thing. We are brother and sister after all. |
![Hi! I love you!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/timselementary.jpg) | WHAT!?! Brother and sister?? That explains everything! The election and-- |
![Quick! To the cave of false promises!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/bman.jpg) | Oh, man. I warn you that a lie is coming and you STILL fall for it. |
![Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/lucas-press.jpg) | He's great, isn't he? Come on, let's go. I'm thinking maybe Tony Roma's now. |
![Quick! To the cave of false promises!](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/bman.jpg) | Onion Tower! |