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BATMAN TOLD ME EVIL NEVER WINS.

Tim Schafer Tim
Hi! I love you!Come on everybody! We just need a few hundred more votes and then we’ll win the GameSpy title fight!
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...BWAH HA HA! You’ll never win!
Hi! I love you!Sure we will! We all just have to BELIEVE.
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...It’s time you took a careful evaluation of current market place realities and underlying economic considerations!
Hi! I love you!Ouch!
I'm actually a very nice guy.It’s all about design, man.
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...Design all you want, chumps. We rigged the election!
I'm actually a very nice guy.Gasp!
Hi! I love you!But... but why would you want to do that?
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...BWAH HA HA! Because I love to see children cry!
Hi! I love you!Never!
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...Come on baby. Cry.
Hi! I love you!No!
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...Daddy’s favorite baby girl. One, two, three… CRY!
Hi! I love you!No!
I'm actually a very nice guy.Chrono Trigger is an excellent, excellent game, you know.
Hi! I love you!Waaaaaaaaa!
Why is everybody so mad? I'm just a little old press release...Delicious! The tears of a heartbroken child gather like fresh morning dew on the crabgrass in my heart! And as the tiny lawn spiders that also live in my heart come out to drink of the dew, I am delighted! Bwahhhhh ha ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Drink little heart spiders! Drink!

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