NO, THIS IS NOT MY ANIMAL CROSSING DIARY

...but I still need to tell you this: I may be set for fruit.

See, it turns out Mitzi was hoarding a cherry the whole time! She said if I gave her my trout she would let me have her cherry, and so we did it! (I swear, I tried as hard as I could to write that sentence so it wouldn’t sound dirty. It’s not my fault. I did not design this sexy, sexy game.) Then, a much less sexy but no less exciting thing happened: Wolfgang gave me an orange. So, I buried both of my new fruits and they immediately turned into little saplings that soon will be bearing delicious new produce for all of PinkyToe to enjoy!

Hey, just be thankful I’m not talking about my Nintendog.