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Tim Schafer Tim

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Don't you just love computers? The things they do are so magical and surprising! I can't explain them, and I sure as heck don't know how they got here, but they sure do make life more enjoyable.

Well, what would you say if I told you that I've got a way that you could actually start making your living from computers and computer programming?

No way!" you say? "Shut up! You're a stupid idiot! I hate your guts!" you say? No, I'm sorry. I'm not an idiot, but you are, if you don't go right now to the Double Fine Jobs page and check out our latest job posting: Senior Graphics Programmer. (Or as the opposite sex soon will be calling you, "Senior Delicious McHottypants.")

That's right--You would be working here at Double Fine, programming all of our Senior Graphics. How would you like to work at a company that has FREE Alhambra water--as much as you can drink--all day long? And we have heat that is pumped into the building at no charge to you. And I think we have a health plan, but I'm not sure since I'm never sick. (I'm really more of an idea or a belief system than a person, so I really can't get sick. Unless people stop believing.) Also, when you start working here, I give you a free, new nickname. And you get a three-month grace period where nobody can give you an Indian burn.

WARNING: If you are a Senior Graphics Programmer and you don't apply for our amazing offer, then you also get a new nickname: "Loser." And next time I see you, I'm going to Indian burn that arm right off.

Ha ha.

But seriously, when you come work here, the pain will stop.


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