The SEASON OF BRÜTALITY is upon us!

(Lay thine mouse upon yon evil orb to reveal its true nature. Hint: I hope you like EVIL.)

And what better way to celebrate with an offical ORGY OF PUMPKIN MUTILATION?

If you are super hard and metal like me, you won’t even read the rules, you will just violate your defenseless squash and post the results on this Dark Manuscript of Horrible Crimes that are Bad and Tough, or Else Otherwise Double Fine Related.

Word of warning: Beware the Double Fine Action Shark.

UPDATE: Everybody who enters, gets a DVD of selected cutscenes from The Excellent Game Psychonauts.

Everybody who enters with a real entry, that is. You must actually carve a DF-related pumpkin to qualify. Not just write the word “pumpkin” and put it on a post-it note and slap that post-it note on your cat. All though that would be awesome, you will not get a DVD for that. Even if your cat is wearing goggles. Oh geeze. Why did I say that? Now all we are going to get is a bunch of post-it pumpkin goggle cats. Please, carve a pumpkin and leave your cat alone. And then you can watch selected scenes from Psychonauts in DVD form, while your XBOX is in Texas getting fixed.

ANOTHER UPDATE!
This contest is still devouring entries until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT! (Tonight being Tuesday, the 30th.) We will pick winners on Halloween morning (or “All Hallows Morn” as it is traditionally referred to) and make an announcement later that day. Which means look for a leak in the foreign press around noon. Haha. Leak joke.

Entries so far have been amazing. They have blown the seeds right out of my pumpkin-goop brain. Check them out!

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10/28/2007 at 08:56 AM

Posted by surly_lemur on 10/28 at 12:19 PM

that is fantastic epileptic fun


Posted by FistFullofCats on 10/28 at 12:26 PM

Sharction?


Posted by mercatfat on 10/28 at 02:58 PM

the bottle of Tylenol really completes the scene.


Posted by KnightDehumidifier on 10/28 at 09:15 PM

I’ve been to a pumpkin mutilation orgy once a few years back...not one of those things I want to talk about.


Posted by cptalbertwesker on 10/29 at 05:26 AM

Damn :/ beat me to it


Posted by Saoirse on 10/29 at 07:28 AM

Oh Tim! After all the fairly good things I’ve done over the years, you had to put THIS on the DFAN???

I only carved that pumpkin to force people to enter so that I didn’t win by default. I’ve never even carved a pumpkin in my life before, probably. 

I’m so ashamed. Why do you hate me? Is it ‘cause I’m ugly? :’(


Posted by LusikkaMage on 10/29 at 09:56 AM

Grats, Sao. :O


Posted by Tikey on 10/29 at 01:25 PM

And for those of us who are outside of the US and CAN’T get a pumpkin to carve, can we carve… I don’t know, an apple?

PD:No, I’m not going to carve my cat.


Posted by Miss Inglink on 10/29 at 02:23 PM

There’s someone else called Saoirse on here?! But that’s my name! Seriously!

We have the same name. Great name.

Also: great pumpkin!


Posted by Saoirse on 10/29 at 03:48 PM

Saoirse is my middle name (literally).

Tikey: Do not lie. I got a Pumpkin and I live in England, and my Mum got one also, and she lives in Ireland. Where do you live?


Posted by Apple Pop on 10/29 at 05:46 PM

I swear that I’m working on my pumpkin, I swear!


Posted by Aridi on 10/29 at 08:51 PM

Sorry to hear about your 360, Tim shut eye


Posted by Razputin on 10/30 at 02:12 AM

I would like to win a DVD of selectet Psychonauts cutscenes, but the time is already out :( .


Posted by Saoirse on 10/30 at 03:44 AM

Do not be puny, Razputin. You can enter until midnight tonight.


Posted by Tikara on 10/30 at 02:42 PM

This is such a fun contest fdsfdsa
All the entries are friggin awesome~ Seriously :3
oooh, pumpkin goop brains? Do they also taste like pumpkin? o3o


Posted by DinkyTiny on 10/31 at 05:19 PM

They’re all great bits of action goodness!
Can’t wait to see who the winners are.
^.~


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