Here was the best part:
Shaking Shigeru Miyamoto’s hand on stage. I was so excited that I tensed up and crushed his gentle fingers in my vice-like grip. Look how he winces in pain!
“Did you get a chance to play Psychonauts yet, Miyamoto-san?”
“Please… ow… you’re crushing my hand.”
“I could send you a free copy! You’re awesome!”
“We’re on stage. People are looking. I’m right-handed…”
“I really like it when Mario swims! Where did you get the idea for coins?”
“Gahhh! I beg of you.”
“Ha ha! What’s up with that Wario guy? Why does he hate Mario so much?”
And then his translator tasered me. But I didn’t mind. It was a magical experience that I will never forget, because if I ever started to, I could just watch it again on Gamespot.
I wanted Loco Roco to win more awards, though.
Hey, everybody look the other way while I tell Loco Roco how I really feel about it, okay?
Hey, Loco Roco? I love you.